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Friday, April 18, 2008

Blacklisted for traffic violations -- Thailand on a new low

Another cracker from Thai politicians, who seem never shy to put cake on their
own face; this time it is about the Tibet-demonstrations and the repeated
dousing of the Olympic Torch on their way around the world. Understandable, that the Thais with their face-issues would wish this to go
without incidence -- however to shoot with such big guns is a typical sign of
lacking self-confidence...

From The Nation:

"Protesters disrupting tomorrow's Olympic-torch relay will be arrested
immediately and prosecuted for public disturbance, police say. Foreigners will be expelled and banned from returning. Those with residency will have it revoked permanently, spokesman Lt-General Watcharaphol Prasarnratchakij says." ...
"Free Tibet Network member Pokpong Lawansiri disagrees with the stance against pro-Tibet protests. "Under the Constitution, an individual - local or foreigner - has the right to rally for a cause," he says. "Peaceful rally should be allowed"." ...
"Prime ministerial aide Akhaphol Sorrasuchart says protests can continue as long
as there's no run disruption and they do not break other laws, including traffic, or damage property."

Deported and blacklisted because of a traffic violation? Thailand, get a grip!

Update from DailyXPress, April 19:

"As many as 100 pro-Tibet protesters are gathering today outside the United Nations headquarters in Bangkok. The controversial Olympic-torch relay takes place this afternoon. The demonstrators are protesting at human-rights violations by China in Tibet." ...
"The Buddhist networks ask locals and foreigners to show up and express solidarity with Tibet's right to self-determination. They denounce China as the "evil empire". Foreigners appear unfazed by police threats to deport them if they join in, saying they are determined to let the world know people in this country care about Tibet. "We recognise the dangers. We understand we don't have the protection of the Constitution, but it doesn't mean we cannot invoke international law [for the right to peaceful assembly]," says a Filipino resident, who asked not to be named." ...
"One man says today's protest is as much about China's human-rights record and setting a benchmark for acceptable state behaviour, not just in China but in Thailand, too. "It's about setting a standard, and we should also aim at Thailand's [human rights].""

Picture painted in Siam Square last night

Quite incredible in a Buddhist country, to see Buddhist policemen under the guise of government, cracking down on Buddhist organisations that will have majority Buddhist protestors from protesting the oppression of Buddhists to protect the face of Communists.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Thailand funny photo of the day

The picture below comes courtesy of Dan's Expat Life.

Methinks that the proprietress should consider a name change... But I gotta admit, while I am used to seeing Tinglish, this one made me laugh out loud and drive around the block to be sure I saw it right. Obviously I did. So I thought I would share the frivolity.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Cheap Farangs Suffer as Rice Prices Climb

As serious as the rapidly rising prices for rice might be for the "average poor" Thai person, I saw this hilarious piece in Not The Nation...

"Briton John Wilson says he’s just like any Thai person: He wakes up at the crack of down, takes the bus three hours to work, slaves away at work for a low wage and simply wants to enjoy his khao mun gai and Leo beer in peace when he comes home. But now, with rice prices soaring to record levels, his life has become all the more difficult. The food vendors on his soi in Thonburi raised prices of nearly all dishes by five baht, leaving him struggling to survive. “I think a lot of Thais are confused and think that just because I have white skin I am a rich person,” he said in an interview on Wednesday. “I’m not though. Five baht is actually a lot of money to me.” “Thais think I am rich because I can make 40,000 baht per month,” he added. “But what they don’t realize is that I need to pay for my flights back to London twice a year, so that actually means I make less money than Thai people.” John is not alone. Cheap farangs all over Bangkok are erupting in anger at the price increases, claiming that food vendors are simply trying to pull a fast one on old whitey. In Bang Na, an American man reportedly was so livid about paying the extra five baht for khao pad mu that he called the vendor in broken Thai “a thief and a liar” and ensured him that he would never eat there again. In Ramkamhaeng, a fat British woman was overheard complaining about decreased portion sizes, claiming that she was “absolutely famished” after a recent meal of krapow gai. And on Khao San Road, a group of Australian backpackers beat a pad thai vendor nearly to death after he raised the price three baht from the previous month. “Thai people, listen to me: We are not made of money,” declared Andrea Silverstein, a fast-talking British backpacker who was “appalled” that prices were at least five percent more than the Lonely Planet guide said they would be. Americans who are paid in dollars are especially in dire circumstances. They claim that they have already lost 20 percent of their large salaries in the past few years, and rising rice prices will cause them to cut down on drinking or paying for more expensive farang food. Some foreigners have decided to take action. Renowned farang beggar Marcus Stevenson says he is planning a march on the Commerce Ministry to call for cheaper prices. “Not every farang is sipping cocktails at Vertigo, and I think that Thais need to hear that as well,” said Stevenson. “Sure we might make double, triple or quadruple what Thai make for the same amount of work, but our traveling and living costs are much higher. Thais don’t need serviced apartments, laundry service, pools, fitness rooms and UBC. We do. And those things cost money.” To coincide with the rising prices, Stevenson has started asking Thais for 1,500 baht contributions instead of 1,000 baht. He says he has “almost” made enough money to finally go home and should have enough cash in a few more years."
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Whistles for Phuket beach nude girls

It sounds like an early April's Fool Joke but this announcement is serious (if you could call the Thai people that, who are not able to plan and think a minute ahead in their life):
Thai Tourism Police are planning to issue Phuket beach girls, who wish to sit topless or nude on the beach, with whistles so that they can call for help if they are approached by untoward males...

From The Star Malaysia:
Next time when you hear someone whistling on an isolated beach in Thailand don't immediately assume it is a wolf call. It might be a female tourist desperately in need help.
Two days after the shocking murder of a Swedish woman in the island of Phuket on March 15, Thai Tourism Ministry distributed safety whistles – shaped like the symbol commonly used to designate women (a circle above a cross) – to female tourists as part of its campaign to increase security.
It is debatable whether a whistle could have saved 27-year-old Swedish tourist Hanna Charlotta Backlund, who was stabbed to death in broad daylight while walking alone at Mai Khao, a secluded beach on the northern tip of Phuket.
Backlund's murder is one of the recent killings of foreigners visiting Thailand that grabbed international media attention.

The list includes:
  • Chetn Dadhwal, a 24-year-old Indian, who was trying to stop a fight during a Full Moon party at Koh Phangan on March 22
  • A 23-year-old Japanese woman, Tomoko Kawashita, who was murdered in Sukhothai Historical Park during the Loy Krathong water festival during an attempted robbery on Nov 25 last year
  • Russians Tatiana Tsimfer, 20, and Liubov Svikova, 25, who were shot dead while they were sitting in beach chairs on Pattaya's Jomtien Beach on Feb 25 last year
The murders, according to the Bangkok Post, "come as a wake-up call for the Thai authorities, who seem to show no concern about the shortage of investment in the tourism industry or the political will to improve the safety of tourists".
Quoting tourism experts, the newspaper reported that people only travelled to destinations that they feel safe in. "Thailand owed much of its reputation as the region's tourist hub to its safety record," it said on Sunday.
The tourism industry generates the largest amount of foreign exchange for Thailand, raking up more than 500 billion baht (RM51.5bil) last year and accounting to about 6% of its gross domestic product. Last year, Amazing Thailand attracted 14 million visitors. The Tourism Authority of Thailand expects the number of arrival to increase, forecasting this year's income to be 800 billion baht (RM82.4bil).

Have the killings put a dent in Thailand's tourist arrivals?
"A little bit," says Jim Pollard, an Australian, who is in charge of the expatriate page in Daily Xpress, a Thai English-language tabloid. "But not to a crisis point. Fortunately, the police managed to quickly get the fellow who murdered (Backlund). That probably limited the damage (to the Thai tourism industry)," he said.
On March 19, after a three-day manhunt police arrested a 31-year-old Thai labourer Akaradech Tangae, who confessed that he tried to rape Backlund. "But she resisted and I had to kill her," he told the police.
Police described Akaradech as a peeping Tom who "loves to bring friends to this remote and quiet beach to look at naked tourists swimming or sunbathing."
Asked whether there has been a surge in the number of foreigners killed in the country, Pollard, who has been living in Thailand for nine years, says: "Frankly those things happen here off and on, and it is not unusual. "The murder of a pretty, young girl (Backlund) in Phuket in broad daylight is unusual. But many deaths of foreigners in Thailand do not get international coverage." With that explanation, the expatriate added: "I'm off to do a story on a Finnish man who was killed by his Thai minor wife in Pattaya."
According to Pollard, one of Thailand's most notorious tourist murders is the strangling to death of 24-year-old British backpacker Kirsty Sara Jones in a guesthouse in Chiang Mai in 2000. The case is still unsolved even though it was reopened several times.
Included with the Thai Tourism Police-issued whistles are safety pamphlets warning female sunbathers not to wear revealing swimsuits. "Many tourists, particularly those from Europe, come here to enjoy the beaches. They tend to choose a quiet spot away from other people, take off the bikini and sunbathe. That's when the attackers strike," Choochart Suwannakom, commander of the national Tourist Police, told the Bangkok Post.
Many disagree that wearing skimpy swimsuit attracts rapist attack. But just to be on the safe side, when you visit Thailand perhaps you should pack a whistle together with your bikini.

Phuket beach nude

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Update:
... in the end, the Thai government is even to cheapskate to give out the free whistles it promised (not because they have realized how stupid an idea it is, but because they have just let it fall udner the table; security of tourists is seemingly not high on the agenda):

This is not yet posted online in Phuket Gazette, from Paper edition, April 12-18. Page 29, Issues and Answers.
Q: "In light of the recent attacks on women in Phuket, I'm worried about my personal safety and have heard that women are being offered free whistles. As a resident, am I entitled to a free whistle? If so where do I get one?"
Answer from Police Major Sathaporn Sanguansuk of Phuket Tourist Police: "The idea to give whistles to female tourists came from the Tourism and sports Minister while he was in Phuket after the murder of Swedish tourist at Mai Khao beach. However, we have yet to receive any orders about that, so for now there are no free whistles."
TiT...

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Funny Video: Thais unloading an excavator.

Thailand: Still leading the world of doing conventional tasks in unconventional and unsafe ways. Even when it comes to unloading an excavator.

Amazing unloading excavator
The Thais have their own unique way of unloading an excavator (View this video at YouTube)

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Laughing Thai Police

Stress is bad, and so the Bangkok police have started a new campaign to fight the problem, including mandatory laughing sessions. But many of the cops seem less than thrilled with their exercises.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Sunday, December 2, 2007

STOP! your car when you hear the anthem!

Traffic would come to a halt every time the national anthem is played under a new proposal to promote patriotism in Thailand.

The minute-long national anthem is played twice a day in Bangkok, during the raising and lowering of the flag. Opponents of the Flag Bill, put forward by a group of retired and current generals, said it would cause chaos on the roads.
But retired General Pricha Rochanasena, 70, said: "The national anthem lasts only one minute and eight seconds. So why can't motorists stop their cars for the sake of the country? They already spend more time in traffic jams anyway."
A vote on the Bill in the capital Bangkok has been deferred to allow a committee to see whether it would work in practice.
Politician Wallop Tangkananurak, who is opposed to the proposal, said: "It would be chaotic if the Bill had passed as it is now."

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